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Cross Country EventHi all took a walk down to Ardgowan estate to watch the strahkelvin cross country Equestrian event, it was rather a dull damp wet day but it didn't dampen the spirits of the young riders taking part in the the event, undernoted is a little video clip of the event .
OMG BLONDE JOKES AGAINSOME CHUCKLES FOR THE WEEK AHEAD LOL
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the
Sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror And says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.'
The second blonde says, 'Here, let me see!'
So, the first blonde hands her the compact.
The second blonde looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!'
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and
reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio,
and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde
ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then
sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come
home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do
they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!'
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang
At 2 in the morning. The very blonde wife picked up the phone,
Listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles
From here!' and hung up.
The husband said, 'Who was that?'
The wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know
If the coast is clear.'
Weather YuksGosh the amount of rain we are getting up here is unbelievable for the month of august and been a bit of flooding too, one things for sure there'll never be a water shortage lol.
TOMMY COOPER
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