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GardenSummer is here at last and the gardens looking Braw !!!
Kip marina It turned out to be a beautifull day here today so went for a walk down to the marina ... wow the boats they have there are fantastic to look at and some of them cost over £1,000,000 to buy and all they do is sit there all year and the owners will only sail them maybe once or twice a year ! and have the odd party aboard LOL .................................... gosh talk about how the other half live !!
kelly MainsIsn't this weather we are having just wonderfull May has certainly been a lovely month so far, and the sunshine makes everyone soooo happy went for a lovely walk yesterday up to kelly Mains the track takes you through some lovely indiginous woodland the birds were singing and it was a pleasure to walk there, came across some horse's at the farm they even seemed happy jumping and carvorting about. the nearby holiday caravan park was bustling with happy weekend holiday makers .... Yep it was a most enjoyable day !.
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weather12WHAT A FANTASTIC WEEK WE ARE HAVING SUNSHINE ,SUNSHINE AND MORE SUNSHINE GOSH IT MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD AND EVERYONE LOOKS SO HAPPY
children HAVE A CHUCKLEA little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'. The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?' the little girl replied, 'Then you ask him '. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.' The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.' Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.' A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to 'honor' thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?' Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, 'Thou shall not kill.' One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?' Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.' The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?' The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. 'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.'
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.' viagraHAVE A CHUCKLE
Viagra is now in powder form for your tea it doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit from going soft "Lol"
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