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POOR BLONDES HEY HEY HEY SOME MORE BLONDE JOKES LOL !!! WHICH I THOUGHT WERE SOOOO FUNNY A blonde
Was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled The dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear It?' She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?' ============================
A Highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind The wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was Oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down His window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL OVER!' 'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!' ============================
A Gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that
Her body hurt wherever she touched it. 'Impossible!' says the doctor. 'Show Me.' The redhead took her finger, pushed on Her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and Screamed even more. She pushed her knee and Screamed; Likewise she pushed her ankle and Screamed. Everywhere she touched made her Scream. The doctor said, 'You're not really a Redhead, are you? 'Well, no' she said, 'I'm Actually a blonde.' 'I thought so,' the doctor Said. 'Your finger is broken.' =============================
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